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So this really happened and she didn't understand how what she was impossible.

  • Girl:

    I'd like to get my tongue pierced.

  • Me:

    how old are you?

  • Girl:

    17. This is my mom. (points at person next to her).

  • Me:

    okay I need IDs from both of you (they give me the IDs and I check the ages.)

  • Me:

    Umm... This says your mom was born in 1988.

  • Girl:

    Yea she had me young.

  • Me:

    she had you when she was 7?

  • Girl:

    No, of course not.

  • Me:

    then this isn't your mom. I need your parent present.

  • Girl:

    But this is my mom. I told you she had me young.

  • Me:

    You were born in 1995. Your "mom" was born in 1988 correct?

  • Girl:

    Yes, I don't see what the issue is.

  • Me:

    Well the issue is how this isn't your mom. Simple math shows that if she was your mom, she would have had to have given birth to you when she was 7. We are not going to pierce you at all. You can leave.

  • Girl:

    I still don't understand what the issue is and why you won't pierce me.

  • Me:

    Because you are lying. This is not your mom.

  • Girl:

    Well if you don't pierce me, then I will never come here again.

  • Me:

    Okay cool. Goodbye.

  • Girl:

    (as she is leaving) This is bullshit, I don't understand why he didn't believe it, we have the same last name.


I’ve been working in this industry longer than you. I stay a part of the industry when I am not at work, unlike you who just sees piercing as a job. I don’t talking about wishing I could tattoo like you do. You know I know more about plugs and stretching than you do because you ask me questions about the different types ever since you got told by the owner that I know more about the jewelry and to stop advising customers about proper jewelry and stretching methods.

Therefore do not fucking argue with me about taping my plugs to help stretch. You are at like 2g. I am at an inch. You are seriously telling me electrical tape and “even duct tape” are better than bondage tape? Yes i know what bondage tape is for, but like most things in this world, items have multiple uses. Bondage tape has no adhesive. Bondage tape and ptfe tape are what is recommended. You would know that if you really cared about the industry and community and didn’t just see this as a job. You tell me to use a taper to get the next size in. You know there is like a 3mm difference in size and you are telling me to lube up an 1 1/8th inch taper and push it through my ear? I’d rather do it slowly, layer of tape by layer of tape, to prevent blow outs.

You also tell me I am using emu oil wrong? “That is it only meant as a lube on jewelry and not for the skin”? You seriously need to research before you open your mouth. And what do you do when I suggest books, websites and things to read up about proper jewelry, ways to stretch and emu oil? You tell me last thing you want to do when you get home from work is to read about anything piercing related. This industry is my life and I love it. How can you he so flippant about being part of this industry? Haven’t you noticed how you have no real regular clients and how when people see you piercing they say they will come back tomorrow? And you wonder why I won’t let you pierce me and I will never ever let you pierce me.

End rant.


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